“So when SOBE (name withheld to protect those who harbour aliens without their knowledge) goes off to work we, Samuel and I, transmit our signal to our planet- in a galaxy far, far, very far away. Transmit what? Never mind that! What is important is that we have stopped transmitting! Why? Because a little minx, MX - black thing, 4 legs, white toes, shrill voice - dragged us from our spaceship one afternoon. Okay, long story, first she dragged Samuel, then four days later me, Edward. So the long and the short of it is we both found ourselves OUT IN THE GARDEN.”
