Paper daisies

Yes, more paper flowers. My niece asked me why I have paper flowers in the house, I told her its because they don't wilt and due. She asked why they don't have any.

For a laugh!

Eddie Izzard and John Cleese were both in town this past weekend but I stayed at home and read Woody Allen. In fact, I have been staying home a lot lately and have been reading a lot.

Empty nest

I found this on the ground in the garden.

Go home!

At first I was outraged, all I saw was 'Zimbabweans, go home' then the rest of the message revealed itself. Makes sense. Zimbabweans, go home and vote. Please.

English lesson 3

Please refer to English lesson 2. Thanks.

Winter Edition

And verily the temperature did plummet. And the flu smote the people with a mighty germ. And, yea, the people did cough and sneeze. Verily. And the germ saw it was good. It so it passed that on the seventh day the people did fall over and scream, “O Lord, give us antibiotics and cough drops.” And it was so. But the cough persisted. Words by Katharine Lanice Philippa Williams.

English lesson 2

I think the word you are looking for is desserts.

A desert is a landscape or region of land that is very dry because of low rainfall.

desert (someone or something) for (someone or something else)

to leave someone for someone else; to leave something or some place for some other thing or place.

Dessert is a typically sweet course that concludes a meal.