•+••=:....•* episode 1

“Hell, yes, we are aliens. Duh! And I see you looking at our spaceship and thinking ‘it’s nothing but a lime green, dotted bucket’. Oh really, well, listen here buddy, we traveled through time and space fearless, brave, and with faith. We didn’t decide to travel into space AFRAID, in a suit that we foolishly believe will protect us. Against what? And the oxygen thing, tis, tis. Afraid you can’t breathe? Well, I hope that when you see the wonders of space IT DOES take your breath away and make your heart skip a beat.
So, yes, Samuel (yes, we anglicised our name, like you did to those poor people in the bible) and I, Edward, traveled through space in a bucket and landed on EARTH. In a home in XYZ, where all is quiet and uneventful, the ideal place to carry out our work.
‘What work?’ OMG, listen to take tone, filled with superstition and angst! Yes, plotting the invasion of earth, mwahahahahahaha! Oh, grow up! What’s left anyway, the landfills?”

Story continues next Monday.
Honestly, I bought these soft toys at a sale at MrPriceHome, thinking they were so ugly, no-one else would take them. But let’s not burst their bubble.